Music Musing: Santa Baby!

Music Musing: Santa Baby!

“Santa baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

“Santa baby, a ’54 convertible too, light blue;
I’ll wait up for you, dear; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I’ve missed;
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed;
Next year I could be just as good… if you check off my Christmas list…

Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tiffany’s;
I really do believe in you;
Let’s see if you believe in me…

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing… A ring…
I don’t mean on the phone; Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight!” -Santa Baby written by Joan Javits and Philip Springer

Written to Santa from an adult woman who’s made Santa’s “nice” list. Her Christmas wishlist is quite comical because of its extravagance.  She has to remind Santa she’s been a good girl by remaining faithful to him and saving all her kisses for him. The song is sung with a seductive tone and playfulness about it. Personally, the female vocalist sounds like an escort asking for over the top gifts in exchange for some kind of implied sexual favor once Santa hurries down that chimney.

At any rate, there are some things we can take away from this song…

  1. Men, women want gifts on Christmas. Even when women say, “No, I don’t want gifts, let’s just focus on the kids…” Really. women appreciate the cute, romantic, sentimental or even the occasional extravagant gift. Jot down things your wifey has been talking about in the months leading up to Christmas. Are there any visual cues she has conspicuously laid around the house, like leaving a favorite catalog open, and a particular item circled right by the coffee maker?
  2. Ladies, men like a little seduction. Remember how you used to seduce him in your younger days? Bring that alive again! Making out in the car and then not letting him go any further. Gosh that drove him nuts! You were a mystery to be unraveled. Dressing in sexy lingerie during your newlywed days. How about teasing him a bit? Making out, grinding up on him, slowing things down to making out again, before speeding things up again, finally bringing him orgasm.
  3.  Mr. and Mrs. Santa outfits? Spice up the Christmas love making session a bit. Get some fun seasonal outfits. Ladies, create a little simple sexy dance routine choreographed to Santa Baby, tease your hubby a bit and see where it goes. Your husband probably doesn’t care about your dancing ability (or lack thereof), but rather appreciates the effort you put into switching things up. Write a sexy script about Mrs. Claus exploring to Santa’s “North Pole” and then act it out together. Remember, be creative and have fun together 🙂

Below are a few links to peruse sexy Mr. and Mrs. Claus outfits. Hopefully it helps add spice to your Christmas Eve 🙂

Mrs. Claus:

Leg Avenue Women’s Full Body Coverage Santa Costume

Sexy Mrs. Clause Lingerie with Front Corset Outfit 

Dreamgirl Mrs. Claus Outfit

Mr. Claus:

Santa Boxers

Joe Boxer Boxers with Hat 

The Real Deal Santa Suit