We have crowned the most lifelike dildo of them all! The Vixen Bandit! He’s the winner! If you’re looking for a well-endowed dildo that feels like the real thing, if not a little larger (and better) than real life, then this is the one to get! Check out all the details below!
Most Lifelike Dildo: Perfect texture!
Check out the pictures here! This dildo has it all. First of all, the dual-density VixSkin material is pretty wonderful and realistic. Check out the flex though: it’s a mostly-stiffy! The core isn’t a rock solid hard-on, but more of a flexible boner. This helps with the larger size of this dildo. It is a little longer than the average penis, so the softer core won’t feel like it’s poking your cervix. The head has a full half-inch of the softer outer material, so it cushions if you happen to “bottom out.”
Also, check out the hair bands wrapped around this wonderous provider of satisfaction and stimulation. Those hair bands are fairly tight and you can see that they cause some indentation in the outer core. But they don’t squeeze halfway into the dildo. This is pretty funny, but I had my husband also perform the same wrapping with the hair bands while he had a hard on. The result was approximately the same give. That’s one key factor that makes the Bandit the most lifelike dildo – the outer skin and head are both amazingly lifelike.
Most Lifelike Dildo: Perfect size!
Well would you take a look at this beauty! In comparison to the Lelo Mona 2, it looks pretty large. Actually the girth is only slightly larger at the head than the Lelo Mona 2 at the head. However, the base of the Vixen Bandit gets a little more girthy as it goes down, so the base is pretty wide and wonderful.
Here are the “official specs”:
- Length: 7.25 inches
- Girth: 1.75 inches
- Shape: Amazing
I’ll be honest – because the balls are so small, this dildo looks a little intimidating when it first shows up in the packaging. But when you take it out it’s so exciting that it feels just like a large penis in your hands! I couldn’t stop shaking it and playing with it!
Okay, it looks great. But how lifelike does this dildo feel???
Wow! Okay, I’ll admit, I was a little intimidated, but excited for my first time using the Bandit. I had never held a dildo that felt just so amazing in my hands! Plus, let’s face it – it was time to try something new. I’ll go into a little more detail in this description than I normally do, just because you need to understand just how wonderful and lifelike this dildo is.
How to properly warm up for a real penis or the most lifelike dildo ever
First, my husband and I set the mood. First, a nice bubble bath all by myself (he set it up, got the temperature right, set up just two candles and some relaxing but sexy music – think Beyonce, Dance for You). I took a shower first and shaved my legs and lady parts, then had my soak in the tub. Then after drying off, he gave me a full body massage with some coconut oil and our Hitachi Magic Wand. Then after warming up on externally on my clitoris and internally just a little with my wonderful Lelo Mona 2, and making sure the Vixen Bandit was lubed up with just a little coconut oil, I started gently letting just the head press against the opening while I used the Mona 2 on my clitoris.
Why do I into such detail? Well, first of all, there’s a right way and a wrong way to go about trying a new sex toy for the first time. You might not be in the proper mood, or you might be a little too excited and not properly relaxed. You should always take your time and enjoy the foreplay, even if you’re playing by yourself!
Enjoy the feeling and lose yourself!
Now, where were we? Oh, yes. The head. It took about 30 seconds of gentle pressure – for which I’m grateful for the flexibility and softness of the head – but then I let out a moan of pleasure when it went in! IT IS SO NICE! The texture is perfect – just the right amount of friction. And the girth is completely wonderful. After this, I restrained myself and slowly inserted it until it seemed the girth of the base was getting to be a little much at the opening. I felt how much I had left to go, and could tell that there was still another 2 or 3 inches left! This Vixen Bandit is an exciting challenge.
Then it’s very gentle, pleasurable thrusting time. Slow at first, then picking up the pace. Then joining in the beat with the music! I think Nicki Minaj, Feeling Myself was playing, which was very appropriate at the time! In any case, I realized at one point that even though I’m not a moaner, I couldn’t help express the pleasure verbally and started biting the pillow! I also realized that the whole dildo was easily sliding in and out now, and the girth of the base felt fantastic! I had lost track of the Mona 2 on my clitoris, but after another 5 to 10 minutes of thrusting, I decided to add that fantastic clitoral vibratior to the mix, and then I was no longer able to restrain myself from orgasming any further!
And to top it off – I had never done thing before, I promise – I suddenly felt a gush of liquid so that I had to pull out the Bandit! Yes, the Vixen Bandit made me “squirt” for the very first time! I didn’t think this was a real thing before now, but I had a large wet area on the bed! Unbelievable. I say this is the most lifelike dildo, but I think it’s better than real life.
Not Amazing Packaging for this “Package”!
No, the packaging isn’t amazing. But it’s not complex either. You don’t need scissors and a welding torch to open it. The box it comes in is just a plain cardboard box, and the shipping address was something very generic. You’re not getting a package from “Dildos, Inc.”
But honestly, who cares! This dildo is amazing! I don’t say that about every sex toy we review here. If you’re shopping for a dildo, do yourself a favor and buy this one. I don’t think you’ll ever need another.
A HUGE THANKS to our friends at Vixen Creations for creating the most lifelike dildo ever, but also a huge thanks for sending us one for this review. The sales team there is fantastic and incredibly responsive! If you want to buy one direct from them, here’s the link to the Vixen Bandit. However, it’s about $50 less expensive on Amazon here with three different varieties to choose from:
“Take me home! Make love to me! You won’t regret it!!! Get one for your best friend too! I make a great stocking stuffer, balls out!”